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1:06 Brown
July 2, 2008No one should play drama queen at 1:06 a.m, but I was awake, and he was waking up, and I truly wanted to learn how he would answer. So, I popped the question. “What color are my eyes?”
“What a weird question! You should go to sleep.”
“What color are my eyes?”
“Brown.”
I poked him with a banana, and scowled.
He looks annoyed. “Is there a wrong and correct answer to that question? Because really, your eyes are brown.”
“You could have said ‘Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But when you look into the sun, they almost look green. That’s my favorite.’ But that’s a line out of a movie, and I’m sure there’s no way my eyes would ever look almost green. So I’ll give you another chance, and ask you the same question tomorrow.”
He looks amused. “Okay, but next time, can we leave questions like that for when I’m fully awake in the daytime?”
Previous Comments
Ummm…what were you doing with a banana at 1:06 in the morning? Strange girl, you. 
hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahhahaha ( i hope this won’t happen to me) hahahahahahaha
Posted by dan at July 21, 2008, 4:22 pm
hoy, i turned 27 and still managed to look smashing so turning 26 couldn’t possibly bad! hahaha! the worst thing about it is that you can’t turn 25 again!! enjoy your 26th year!i (i know this is quite late, but heck…)
Posted by riva at July 3, 2008, 7:19 pm