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Wanted: Straight, Intelligent Men
August 22, 2007The problem with having a crush on an intelligent guy is that he’d most likely turn out to be gay. That, or married, or living with a mom who thinks her hijo is as precious as any of the Chocolate Hills, and that any woman - beautiful or otherwise - who would dare go on a date with him is evil incarnate.
I don’t know if the problem is as universal as I’d like to believe it is. There seems to be a dearth of intelligent men who are not gay. I have nothing against gays. In fact, I’ve truckloads of gay friends and I love them to bits and pieces. The thing is, there is no hope of ever having a relationship with any of them. True, we’d make the best shopping buddies and we could go shopping for hours on end. But come bedtime, what would we do? Compare genitals and affirm each other’s love for men?
I despair; you have no idea how badly. My daughter is three years old. If there’s a scarcity of straight, single, goodlooking, intelligent men in 2007, there’d probably be a drought of just such specimen by the time she’s old enough to date.
Where, oh, where have all the men gone?
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