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A Little Clarification
June 27, 2007I like girls, I truly do. I like looking at their curves, at the lovely way their necks slope into shoulders seamlessly. I like looking at how full of curves, and angles, and little bumps they are. I frequently wonder how it would feel to run a hand through their lustrous curls, for example, or kiss soft, smooth cheeks. I relish staring at how well they fill out dresses and jeans. But put those pitchforks down, villagers. I am not a lesbian. I like girls; I like them a lot; but I like men more.
I like men. I even like Dr. House. No, that’s not quite right. I am half in love with Dr. House. In the afterlife, I am going to marry Dr. House. I will have the time of my life coming down with all sorts of diseases, preferably the type that lets me look fragile and heartbreakingly beautiful while I listlessly lounge in bed in flimsy silk. He can happily spend his time diagnosing me, and we can limp our way towards a glorious happily-ever-after.
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