happy burtdi chinay <3 pls write an erotic essay para nako. haha 
farewell corporate layp.
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Chin’s Guide to Self-Evaluation
June 13, 2007I’m happy to report that I’ve had an eventful summer: I went to the beach twice, saw movies thrice, slept only four hours daily on weekdays, and learned how to sleep in style during lunchtime - with my little feet curled ever so daintily under a voluminous skirt and my oversized glasses hiding a mouth that gapes wide open while I snore.
I also brushed up on my communication skills. I spend an average of two to three hours a day barking out instructions, arguing instructions, or creatively ignoring instructions in such a way I appear to be carrying them out, nonetheless.
I am now infinitely wiser, thanks to online tests. I take them at least twice a day. With just a few clicks, I am able to discover things about myself most people need to reach middle age to learn about. For example, I now know that I am 80% evil, that I am destined to rule the world, and that in a past life, I’d been a genius herbalist in France who died by decapitation. I also know that my celebrity alter-ego is Madonna, and my twin peaks are named Dessert and Dinner. Moreover, I have exactly 790 karma points. I’m not certain how I earned those, or how they are computed, but if a site online says I have oodles and caboodles of good karma, who am I to argue?
Oh, and I am also a lace bra.
If you want to be on the same road to self-discovery as I am and learn, for instance, what kind of soda you are, then this site will be your mecca.
